Interview Question for Sales Associate at Pacific Sunwear:

A friend of mine told me he had this question asked of him on a police exam years ago. I do not remember how he responded, but was told the answer they would like to hear was: A dog. (Typically) A dog is loyal, and will not bite unless backed into a corner

I would want to be a porcupine. That way nobody would come near me. If someone made me made, I could stab them with one of my quills.

I would want to be a porcupine. That way nobody would come near me. If someone made me mad, I could stab them with one of my quills.

definitely a human being ... would they want to employ anything else :)