Applebee's – “suck you dry”

Pros

you get paid sometimes if people tip you
you get to eat off people plates before the food goes out
free soda!

Cons

you lost a little part of your soul each shift
the company does not care one bit about you, you are completely disposable
after tips you make minimum wage
your a personal slave and people treat you as such (or worse)

Advice to Senior Management

Show respect for your store employees. At the very least, try to hide the fact that you don't care about any of us a little better... it's blatantly obvious you don't :-)