Wetzel's Pretzels – “Embarrassing”

Pros

It's easy as could be once you learnt the technique to roll a pretzel. No deep-fryers.

Cons

Embarrassing work. You stand there looking like a fool making pretzels all day in your stupid visor. Plus the name is embarrassing to say, why does it have to rhyme? The air is surprisingly oily despite the no deep-fryer thing due to all the melted butter steaming away.

Advice to Senior Management

Lose the strict uniform requirements, no one needs you to have a nametag, customers don't refer to you by name.