Don’t Expect Love From A Job Application Machine

If you’re smart, you figure out where you want to work, who you want to work for and network your way in. For some, that’s too much trouble. It’s so much easier to surf the net, apply for a job and sit back and wait for the money to roll in.

Except it doesn’t. Ever.

At the very best, the odds of getting a job you apply for online are one in two hundred unless you are a nurse, a coder with the latest skills, a Wal-Mart greeter or an undertaker. Otherwise, you’re lumped in as just one more resume in the pile. A job ad brings a couple hundred resumes. You’re just one.

If you are surprised  the machine doesn’t send you back a nice condolence letter when it sifts you out of the pile, perhaps you are suffering from Joblessness Related Depression. Unrealistic expectations about the job hunt are a symptom.

Today, most job application processes are machine driven. Expecting that a human is involved is the highest form of naivety. Expecting that a human is going to care about your application is sheer insanity.

When you apply for a job online (through a job board or a company website), begin with the assumption that it’s like buying a lottery ticket. You have to play to win. Just don’t count on winning and never expect the State government to say thank-you. The automated “we received your application” is as good as it’s ever going to get.

Adjust your assumptions accordingly.

So, by all means, devote 17 minutes per day to applying for jobs online. Then, get back to figuring out what you want to do, where you want to do it, who you want to work for and how you’re going to network in.

Guest Blogger John Sumser, a member of the Glassdoor Clearview Collection, is the founder and editor-in-chief of HRExaminer, a weekly online magazine about the people and technology of HR. Widely respected as an independent analyst, Sumser has been chronicling and critiquing the HRTechnology industry for eighteen years. During that time, he has consulted with more than 100 HR vendors on matters of strategy and positioning in the market. Prior to his involvement in the HR Technology industry, Sumser was a senior executive in Defense Technology. From large scale software development to naval architecture, he was the leader of tech development teams in a broad variety of settings. His passion is the intersection of people and technology.

  • Zach

    Good blog. I like the description of how submitting an online application is like submitting an application to a “Job Application Machine.” In my opinion, the online application process is a joke.

    There have been several times when I have seen a company have a job posting on the Web, and I have tried to apply for the job in person. More times than not, I am told to apply through the company's Website.

    The problem I have with the online application process is how you always have to take those 100-question personality assessments that take a half hour to complete. I waste time filling out an assessment that has 15 different versions of 20 questions, only to get an Email a few days later that says “Thank you for your interest in working for XYZ Company. Currently, there are no job openings at the location(s) you specified that match your profile. Your application will remain on file for 60 days and if a position becomes available that matches your profile, a hiring manager will contact you.”

    What a joke.