Can you instruct someone how to make an origami "cootie catcher" with just words?

Step one: find a 7 year old girl. Step Two: ask them.

If I were capable of making something called a 'cootie catcher' out of paper, I would be a millionaire selling it to college fraternities.

No

Start with a square piece of paper, roughly 8.5"x 8.5". With the paper set flat on the table, fold each of its four corners inward (with a sharp, pressed fold) until each corner touches the corner at its diagonal opposite. (The space between the folded corners should look like an X) Flip the paper over so that the X side is now face-down. Act as if the remaining smaller square is the original unfolded paper and repeat the corner-folding process so that the new corners now meet in the middle. Maintaining all previous folds, fold one side of the square downward so that you now have a rectangle half the size of the previous square. The outside should have four paper pockets. Insert a finger into one pocket to pull it slightly outward, then press a diagonal fold into the outer paper of the pocket to create a distinct point. Repeat this process for each of the four pockets. When you're done, the origami is complete.

What the hell is a 'cootie catcher?'

Words are just concepts of language. You can't make physical things out of them.

The simple answer to the question is a a big "YES". Also known as a paper fortune teller, chatterbox, salt cellar, or whirlybird. These are very good boredom busters, and are easy to make.

pretend your a spider...

My faith does not believe in cooties but I can reply that I am forbidden to discuss it. Is this an illegal religious or sexual question?

Absolutely!

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Legacy I will give to anyone who can make 'Cootie catcher'

Someone would first have to tell me what a Cootie Catcher was.

Yes: "Follow along"

Was able to do it, but a challenge.