Y’all gon’ make me lose my mind
Up in this firm, up in this firm
Y’all gon’ make me work all night
Up in this firm, drafting that term
Billables high, sleep is low,
Partner wants redlines an hour ago.
DocuSign’s broke, custodian’s late,
Client just asked for a clean draft at 8.
I’m tappin’ blacklines, Word won’t save,
Paralegal left, I’m diggin’ my grave.
Trustee calls, “Indenture tweak!”
It’s 2am and I’ve been here all week.