Nowhereman interview questions

Grilled like an eye of round on a bonfire. I'm like a tenderloin — gentle, succulent; don't need much heat for you to get great meat. You could say the interview was way too well done.

Limited access approach leading to phone screen and written questions. Long descriptions were suggested but not required. Some of the requirements appear to be arbitrary, especially when they are contingent upon the participant deriving anything the even resembles useful content.