Pros
The "Paid to Surf" Special: Experience the ultimate freedom of getting paid to hunt for local deals and scroll the news. With zero accountability, the internet is your oyster. The $2,800 Coffee Dividend: Quantifiably speaking, the free coffee saves you nearly three grand a year—which is great, because you’ll need that caffeine to stay awake while doing absolutely nothing. Manager or Bestie?: Enjoy a boss who is so desperate to be your friend that they’ve completely deleted the word "deadline" from their vocabulary.
Cons
The Hunger Games (Office Edition) The Spine-Free Zone: Our manager has the backbone of a chocolate éclair. If the office "Mean Girls" clique pushes back, the boss folds faster than a cheap lawn chair. The "Disposable" Badge of Honor: Upper management views staff with the same sentimental value as a paper plate. You aren't an "employee"; you’re a "currently-not-fired-yet asset." Survival Mode 24/7: Thanks to a historical performance record that looks like a nosedive, everyone spends their day polishing their resumes while pretending to look busy. Clique Rule: A small group of staff actually runs the show. It’s less like a business and more like a high school cafeteria where the principal is scared of the juniors. Career Stagnation: If you’re looking to grow your skills, look elsewhere. The only thing growing here is your "Tabs Open" count on Google Chrome.