Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be stuck in a dark well with nothing but fecal matter below you and the only way out is a near impossible climb to that speck of light far above? You have? Well experience for yourself and just join this company.
You will be promised that by taking on a new role you'll secure the only path of progression - only to have that rug swept out from under you as you never got it down in black and wide.
For 18 years you'll be informed, and reminded every day that you check your stats, that you're under performing and yet the support will struggle to find that cause.
You'll ask HR for information about staying in the company while moving to another location and would like to know the best way to apply for these positions available on the other sites - but don't hold your breathe as 8 months later you'll still be non-the-wiser.
You'll be asked what would motivate you to do better, but you better not mention the wage as you have a higher chance of plucking a 4-leaf clover from the nostrils of a unicorn.
Think your talents are more suitable for another campaign, and that your current one is slowly sapping away that little piece of soul you didn't sell them? Ha, Good Luck with that one!
