Pros
If you're into watching a slow-motion car crash of a once-promising tech company, this place is a front-row seat. Fantastic opportunity to learn how not to run a business — like a live MBA case study in implosion. Great for those who enjoy corporate theatre and performative values.
Cons
Ethics? Never heard of them. If you're into telling fairy tales to customers during the sales cycle, you'll fit right in. Diversity and inclusion… as long as you look, think, and act exactly like everyone else. Otherwise? You’re out. Real enterprise planning experts are actively shown the door. Why have people who know what they're doing when you can fill the room with yes-men who confuse Excel with innovation? Leadership is laser-focused on short-term vanity metrics and exit fantasies. Long-term strategy? Please — that sounds hard. The product is no longer the hero — but who needs technical excellence when you’ve got aggressive sales targets and smoke machines? Culture is toxic, morale is low, and trust is nonexistent. But hey, there’s always LinkedIn.
