valueless - Anonymous employee Function Health Employee Review

Function Health is a place where the work truly matters — every project connects back to a mission you can believe in. The team is made up of exceptionally smart, low-ego people who care deeply about outcomes and delivering impactful results. Remote work is intentional and balanced with purposeful in-person connection. The pay and benefits are competitive, and the work you do genuinely makes a difference in the world.

Growing pains - Function is growing rapidly and trying to scale processes that allow work to be more efficient and ensure strong communication internally and across teams.

Worthwhile industry, cool product, making money.

New engineering management (ZS, FA, MA, MG) is not interested in the mission, not interested in talking, problem solving or caring about anyone’s opinions but their own. Will call meetings to discuss a subject, get universal pushback, then do what they wanted anyways. Cowboying things into prod without talking to anyone. Firing anyone that isn’t bootlicking or working too many hours. Breaking code, then demanding others fix it. Has fast become a toxic nightmare and anyone worth anything is leaving or planning too. Using AI and the current industry situation to abuse people.