Crocodile Enterprises interview questions

I interviewed for the job two days after it was posted and was told when I arrived that the job had been filled last week. Owner Kurt seems to have a very inflated opinion of himself and claims to be a hiring guru, but questions were read off a piece of paper and he didn't listen to the responses while talking about himself. Total waste of time because I'm far too overqualified to be a telemarketer or waiter, which seemed to be why he called me in.