Pros
Are you searching for a job where you can receive a steady paycheck while raking in the benefits of public assistance? Well look no further! MPI Research is the place for you and your food stamps. MPI Research will pay you just below the threshold of standard living, allowing you to qualify for programs like Medicaid, WIC, Food Stamps, and Daycare Assistance. There’s nothing like it around, so don’t pass up this once in a life-time opportunity! Don’t be bothered by the owner raking in millions of dollars in income each year, his taxes will pay for your much needed public assistance. And let’s be honest, you will definitely put that Medicaid to use! Just think of all the drugs you’re going to need to handle the lack of maturity and narcissistic management style present throughout the entire company! What a great excuse to obtain those addictive benzodiazepines from your primary care physician! Support your drug addiction and style of living through this wonderful company! Apply to MPI Research today!
Cons
Higher up positions pay right at the standard of living, so you will no longer qualify for your public assistance needs and as a result, you will take a pay cut.