Alert Protective Services interview questions

You don't need to prepare for it. Just show up and you're hired. The questions are no-brainers. You might as well staple your resume to your forehead. That's all you go over. What's your experience? What's your preferred schedule? What size shirt do you wear? If you're a warm body, you're in. If that doesn't tell you all you need to know about the company, you are the perfect candidate! Run away if you have any self-respect or intelligence.

The office is huge, empty and there's no secretary. Two guys do all the work, which should be an early warning sign. I was interviewed by an ex-military type who kept to scripted questions, so it was easy. But when I asked questions about the post, company, pay, possibility to advance etc., he was vague and seemingly clueless. I didn't get a good feeling about the management, or how the company was run. It felt like another dead end, revolving door job.